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Just got back from playing a gig in London, i played at Soho Revue bar. never been to Soho but i heard stuff about it and didnt really panic.

As we headed to Soho i didnt have a clue where the hell we were but Alec knew and i trust his words. so we got to this really bright street full of porn shops, i was scared to death, obvs ive never seen a place like this and i just felt like i should of called me mum and say sorry or something... although it was purely business and nothing to do with me really.

we got to the end of the horrific journey (street) and i thought i dont know where the fuck this place is, ill call emma

"hi emma, where the heck is this venue?"

"its down a really sleezy alleyway with loads of porn shops" she says

"your kidding" i reply

"erm nope"

she wasnt kidding. she was actually telling me the truth and she booked me a gig in a strip club. so we went back down the alley of death.

"theyre it is!!" alec says all excited.

i look round and all of a sudden all the world had ended and flashing lights saying

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wait a sec, does emma think i do this kind of thing on the side? has she got th wrong end of the stick? does she think im a whore and shes trying to break the news to me gently. this place looked like a 1970s hardcore sex cinema.. i mean i dont really know what they look like but it kinda seemed like it. i walk in.. slowly but trying not to look like i actually wanted to watch porn.. i tried to look like a tourist.

"excuse me, is theyre a gig on here tonight" i say politely

"next door" he replies bluntly.

"oh thankgod haha thought i was playing this place hahahah"

i had no reaction from the guy what-so-ever.

so went next door and it looked pretty much how i imagained it. nice red carpets, velvet walls, mirrors with gold frames. Olivia was sat ready on the stage, i felt so proud

anyway, i played the gig, it was lovely... thanks for being so lovely crowd. thanks

i then did some acting



and after i was relaxing as you do.. i had some drinks and oh, yeah

then all of a sudden as i went to the toilet... a 7ft woman with hardly nothing on walks past me. hmh that was odd. wait a sec...




THATS NOT A WOMAN!! Thats a very well dressed man. well not well dressed but lets just say he looked alot more feminine than me!! makeup perfect, hair perfect. i look like a little boy. so yeah after the gig they was a tranny night... and yeah i was gobsmacked... so really this week ive learnt that everyone is different.

and instead of just sitting theyre with my mouth open like a kid i should appreciate more.



oh and thankyou alec for such a gorgeous valentines day sat on a train.. not tht its your fault but it was pretty good even though you felt like you were going to vomit. i love you,

x



p.s - just bought Laura Marlings album and highly recommend it:)